Holy freakin' crap! I think I met a coffee buddy.

So I was goofing around at the coffee shop, mostly people watching and I saw a lady walk up outside with the cutest chihuahua mix I have ever seen and he was wearing a hoodie. ( I fucking love hoodies. I would wear them 24/7 if I could) Okay so I kept staring at this dog because he was adorable. I told myself if the lady was still there when I decided to leave, then I was going to go say hi. (thoroughly expecting her not to be)

This over pumped up dumb dude came in and started chatting with the lady at the table next to me. They had obviously seen each other here before. She was on her laptop and he brought his but never opened it. (I'm thinking he doesn't quite know how to use it yet) yes I'm being snarky. He was obviously tying to hit on her and impress her which was hilarious. She was very sarcastic (which was totally lost on him) and had me laughing. He clearly was not getting it and she kept looking at me and smiling. I interjected once in a while, which he totally did not like. Especially, after he did the "life is like a box of chocolates" and I choked on my coffee and said "Will that never die. I hated that movie." The girl laughed and said "I know right?" It was clearly this guys favorite movie.

He jabbered on for another hour and my brain was ready to explode. I had no idea what he was going on about, because at this point my ears were bleeding. I had to go walk the dogs anyway , so I packed up. The lady said "are we boring you?"  clearly with a look of save me on her face. I laughed and then said. "I've been here for hours, I need to go walk my dogs." 'oh is that your dog outside?" "No, but I'm going to go say hi to it." and I left. 

I walked over to the lady outside and said "I've been staring at your dog for an hour, can I say Hi?"

This took her by surprise and I thought she was going to say no, but the dog ran right up to me, sniffed and then did a very low nervous growl. I know it was a nervous growl because it sounded just like Miso. She said "did he growl?" I said "Yep but he's coming back. He's just nervous." He was so freakin cute.  So we started chatting about dogs of course. She said, "Sit, I'm just waiting for my car to be fixed." So we chatted and she asked where I lived and if I came here often and I said "No, but I'm going to make it a regular hangout. I need to meet people since moving here." She said "Oh, Let me get you number. I have fridays off, but you are probably busy on your laptop and stuff?" I said "Nope, just goofing around. I had the intention of writing but wasn't feeling the love. I'll text you next friday and see if you want to go for coffee." She said "great."

Cool, we will see what happens. Yay me for not letting my insecure side win. 

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